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PostSubject: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:41 pm

Alright, time for the epic Forum Games. This one is just building onto an already epic story. Basically, you're retarded if you don't get it.


Alright, check it, so there was this dude, and he was all like "Yo bitch, go get me a vidya Gayme." Well his GF punched him in the face, and threw Aion at him... (Whats next?)
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:56 pm

He said "fuck this! subscription fee." then he just sold the game to his friend for 50 bucks. (whats next?)
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:58 pm

With that 50 bucks he went out and got a cheap hooker. Unfortunately for him, the hooker had a penis.
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 4:59 pm

he chopped the hookers penis off, got arrested for aggravated assault, and then had to deal with all the gay male hookers and jail. got the shit beat out of him. the guy that bought aion from his friend...(whats next?)
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:10 pm

knew the prison warden so was able to get his hooker castrating friend out of there, fortunately he had all charges dropped and was then able to drive home and make a sandwich, he called his girlfriend and...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:18 pm

and said "bitch, this is all ur fault for getting me aion!" he dumped her and then....
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:38 pm

went out and got a new Guild Wars account. But he got banned because Anet is teh gay. =P
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:54 pm

after being banned from gw, he said "i don't care about the damn subscription fee, i'm gonna get aion again!" and then....
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:58 pm

He got Aion, and played it. After getting his wings he flew right into a giant crab that killed him in one shot. He picked up his computer and threw it out of the...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:16 pm

50th story window after which it crashed through his car's windshield that was parked on the side of the street. after crying like a little girl because of his stupidity, he....
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:27 pm

pulled out his laptop and preordered Hello KItty Online. Oh, and he watch his favorite porn. After he was done, he...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:29 pm

He cleaned up the mess he had made from watching porn and went to work out to make up for the his lack of masculinity because he likes fucking hello kitty (wtf? O_o). after pumping some iron for an hour, he....
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:36 pm

went onto Aionsource and said he would join Liv on her journey into Hello Kitty. He then got in his car and drove to his work...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:43 pm

where he was harrassed for being late. when he told them he was late because of hello kitty, he got hrrassed for being gay. it's a vicious cycle. after crying some more, he...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:45 pm

went to masterbate. Agian, vicious cycle. But to kill his sadness, he went to In N Out burger and got a Double Double with cheese and a chocolate shake =D
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 pm

after eating too much, he threw up because he's a pussy-ass bulemic. so sad. after wiping the vomit from his mouth, he...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:47 pm

took out a gun and shot himself 15 times. He died instantly. The End....New story...GO go go.
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:51 pm

Once upon a time, the was man with no name. he once had a name, but no more. he decided to rid himself of his name long ago. the reason he no longer wants to have a name is because...
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:49 pm

He had heard the theory of Diogenes. Diogenes believed that all men should live as simply as possible. He once possessed a single blanket and a cup, but after seeing a boy scoop water out of the river with his hand decided he no longer needed the cup.
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:57 pm

Now he only has the blanket. But once he saw the wild animals of the forest that had fur and built dens to keep warm, he grew out his body hair, burrowed into the ground, and lined it with grass and twigs for warmth.
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:55 pm

after makeing a home of twigs he discovered fire (what next?)

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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:08 pm

He then found some marshmellows and make smores. (whats next?")

Fuck SMores sounds good. haha Oh well, I'll just drink coors instead =D Close enough I guess, not really but fuck it.
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:26 am

after making smores, he sang kumbaya with the little forest creatures around the campfire. (what next?)

(holy shit, we really need to work on our story telling abilities >_<
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:56 pm

then the furry man became blue, and thats how we have Asmodians. Its true, google it. So anyway he hugged all the animals tonight, even the scary bears! He named one Pooh. Pooh the Bear. Whats next?
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PostSubject: Re: Make a Story Thread   Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:07 pm

this game sucks >_<
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